Notebook / Archives / July 2003

« Le vrai but du blogueur devrait être, avant tout, celui de rendre sa vie blogable. » (sur "cramoisi.net": Sur le blog).

On "Halley's Comment": Alpha Male Links -- Lessons 1 through 18 (via "Joi Ito's Web": Hey, Halley, Here I Am).

Hum... This is really funny, sometimes sad... sometimes true (from my point of view). But at the end, I think this is too easy to say that, I mean life is far more complex, far more contextual.

Here is an excerpt, to laugh a bit:

We were surely leaving a "I Wanna Girl Just Like The Girl That Married Dear Old Dad." era, to a "I Married A Girl Just Like Dear Old Dad And She's Got A 7:30 Board Meeting." Yes, it was no more "Hi, Honey, I'm Home. What's For Dinner" but rather "Hi Honey, I'm Home And Of Course I Picked Up Junior From Daycare And Got Take-Out Chinese Because You''ll Be Glued To The Computer All Night Doing That Excel Spreadsheet You Didn't Get Done Last Night When I Wanted To Have Sex, But, Oh Yeah, I Remember, We Don't Have Time For That Anymore."

“Rammstein, the German forebearers of keyboard-inflected Wagnerian speed metal, are at it again, with Mutter.” (Kieran McCarthy on Windows Media Player powered by "AMG" – take a look at the excellent "AMG All Music Guide").

Update: And an excellent website, "Planet Rammstein".

À ma propre initiative (j'en avais envie...) et parce que j'en avais parlé avec quelques uns, j'ai décidé de publier de temps en temps certaines de mes compositions de français, du collège au lycée (et peut-être plus loin dans le passé si je retrouve...).
Faut dire que je me sentais jaloux de Cramoisi qui ressort toujours des trucs étranges de ses archives ;)
Le premier texte est ainsi Un ours appelé « Nounours », comme vous avez déjà pu le voir.

Il dort sur un lit, on dirait qu'il hiberne.
Son nom est « Nounours ».
Il est là, à me regarder, depuis 11 ans déjà.
Ses yeux recouverts de peluche et son petit nez noir ressemblant à un grain de café lui donnent un peu de fantaisie.
Quand on le touche, on sent qu'il est moux comme un coussin.
Sa couleur beige très flagrante amuse beaucoup.
Deux oreilles en demi-cercle attachées à une tête triangulaire arrondie au menton pour laisser apparaître une bouche joyeuse qui, malheureusement ne peut pas parler.
C'est mon « Nounours » et j'en suis très fier, je suis content de lui depuis que je l'ai.
Il est très tendre et moi aussi.

Jean-Philippe Leboeuf, Composition de français n°1 (collège, classe de 6^e) – Un ours appelé « Nounours » (octobre 1989 – version corrigée d'époque)

I wanted Howard Dean to write on a blog. He will do it: “Howard Dean is going to guest blog for Lawrence Lessig while he is away on vacation” (on "Joi Ito's Web": Howard Dean is Larry's guest blogger).
Can you imagine: the american wired candidate writing on the blog of the cyberlaws' pope!!

Danny Ayers has got two new family members! Guess who's who...

(Private exchange... lol...)

(On "Raw Blog": The kitten who chose his own name and Cue cute)

This guy there is George W. Bush crashing on a road riding a Segway near his wife, isn't he??? (on "Musick").

There was too much sex on "PURE-ESSENCE.NET".
You loved this fact ;)
Now you can see hardcore sex everywhere!
Let's try "pornolize.com": “Porn for you – day and night.”!

Jean-Philippe "Fuckface" Leboeuf ;)

(Via "Raible Designs": Pornolize your blog)

Very small survey on "NewsForge": Centrino Laptops Becoming Popular Among Linux Geeks.
A kind of follow-up from my story DELL LATITUDE D600 on Linux: quick bookmarks.

According to Danny Ayers ("Raw Blog": SETI alert), the use of recent discoverings in linguistics (“Swedish Chef. Bork Bork Bork!” [Google in “Bork, bork, bork!”], Klingon [Google in Klingon], “Personal Syndication” – but I would add: “Elmer Fudd's wanguage” [Google the way of Elmer Fudd], “Hacker's L4|\|GU4G3” [Google the way of Hacker], Pig Latin [Google in Pig Latin]; and we must not forget the “geek code” and the “blogger code” to be more accurate and straightforward with personal syndication) could help us progress faster in the search for extraterrestrial intelligences; what we have to do is just use the good words through SETI:

bork bork bork, borg, blog!

Howard Dean seems to be what we can call a “wired candidate”.

On "Russell Beattie Notebook": Howard Dean.

“Movable Type - the choice of presidents”... Hum... I am waiting for those candidats to really WRITE on their weblogs...
As a delightful comment on Kasia's weblog said it: “I wonder when AL Gore is going to get one... considering the fact that he invented blogs/blogging.” (joke). Wait and see!
But for the moment it looks uneasy to see that in France...

(On "kasia in a nutshell": “The first presidential candidate with a weblog”.)

First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.

Pastor Martin Niemöller

(On "Raw Blog": “Happy July 5th”.)

“I finally added the blow job image so people who got here from "blow job tutorial" searches won't get disappointed.”.

Action here...

On PURE-ESSENCE.NET.

“GO ADOPT MY WATERMELON”:

On PURE-ESSENCE.NET.